He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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