White coat. Heels.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
