My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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