Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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