If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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