She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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