none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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