hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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