I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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