she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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