Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
