honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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