Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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