yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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