god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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