Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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