How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
3 2 1 whiskey
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Randomize
