your room smells of hookers.
And success
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
handjob tips. give me some.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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