im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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