are you so shy because you have an std?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this just has baby written all over it
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We need to get me chipped asap
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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