She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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