Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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