Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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