Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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