no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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