Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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