Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
