This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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