i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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