The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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