shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
