I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
