I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you never un-have a 4some
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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