She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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