porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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