Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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