Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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