I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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