I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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