i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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