so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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