Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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