yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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