Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I have post one night stand depression
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