i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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