it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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