If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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