Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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