Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
