Nicole vs. Life
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
ugly people sure do ruin things
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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