Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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