Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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