new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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