im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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