I'm going to jail i love you
I CAN MOONWALK!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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